Yep Its Stupid

Here"s a hot scoop of news Everyone hates straws now In an effort to cut down on plastic products and dollop on that easy goodwill, Scores of companies are publicly vowing against using straws and other plastics in a bare minimum effort to reduce ocean waste Starbucks is removing their plastic straws and then replacing them with other plastic lids, those heroes Ikea has promised to stop selling single-use plastic plates and utensils by 2020, presumably due to the exhaustive two-year process of removing items from shelves Royal Caribbean cruise lines- a floating party barge that craps directly into the ocean- celebrated World Oceans Day by vowing to ban plastic straws from their ships And even SeaWorld- a company that literally kidnaps ocean creatures and forces them to perform tricks and tiny sea jails- has banned plastic from their parks Parks that, I can"t stress this enough- Literally kidnap ocean creatures and force them to perform tricks in tiny sea jails [music] A...