Jimmy Kimmel Sits with Stupid Matt Damon at World Series
VERY NICE WE"RE COMING TO YOU FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, HOME OF THE SECOND BEST TEAM IN MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL THAT"S PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? DODGER FANS ARE ESPECIALLY BLUE TODAY ACCORDING TO THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA, THE RED SOX BEAT THE DODGERS LAST NIGHT TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES BUT WE KNOW THE REAL STORY IS THE DODGERS SWEPT THE WORLD SERIES IN FOUR GAMES AND THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA WON"T REPORT THAT WE HAVE A LOT OF BOSTON FAN, DICKY IS ONE MOST WERE AT THE GAME SOME OF WHOM SNUCK THE GAME LAST NIGHT THERE WERE A LOT OF RED SOX FANS AT DODGER STADIUM INCLUDES A COUPLE WHOSE NAMES YOU MAY KNOW >> THERE"S LESLIE MANN, HUSBAND JUDD APATOW TONY ROBBINS, FROM BEN AFFLECK TO MATT DAMON TO JIMMY KIMMEL >> Jimmy: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THERE"S NOTHING WORSE THAN PAYING A LOT OF MONEY FOR TICKETS AND HAVING TO SIT NEXT TO AN OBNOXIOUS JERK THE WHOLE GAME THE LAST TIME I EVER USE GROUPON AGAIN HE EATS OTHER PEOPLE"S UNFINISHED FOOD OFF THE FLOOR LIK...