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Captions by wwwSubPLY com Tech savvy consumers are lining up today to be the first to purchase Sony"s brand new stupid piece of shit that doesn"t do the goddamn thing it"s f#*king supposed to Onion News Network Tech Trends reporter, Jeff Tate has more Thanks, Brandon It"s being called the biggest f#*king waste of your hard earned money to come along in years Sony"s new stupid box thing hit the shelves at crowded malls and overpriced electronic stores around the country today It"s got a whole bunch more memory and megapixels and what not, than any of the other TV shit that I already have I can"t wait to get home and spend my whole f#*king night trying to figure the goddamn thing out If you can somehow claw and bit your way through the impossible to open packaging, this stupid piece of shit offers the wide variety of frustrating as hell functions Including, flashing random f#*king words and numbers on its display screen Not coming with the f#*k...

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