Rodrigo Duterte’s “Stupid God” Remark & Trump’s Travel Ban | The Daily Show

Do you guys know Rodrigo Duterte, the president of the Philippines? He"s kind of like Trump, if Trump was a foreigner, instead of a guy who hates foreigners, right? He"s creepy around women He dislikes Obama for no good reason, and just like Trump, he"s always saying something controversial

TV REPORTER: Outrage growing in the Philippines after its leader called God "stupid” Late last week, President Rodrigo Duterte asked why Adam and Eve were created to be allowed to give in to temptation Oh, man That audience did not like that Yeah, they look like when the TMZ staff had Kanye West visit them

That"s what they looked like And if you"re gonna call God stupid, you don"t need to bring up big theological questions about Adam and Eve I mean, God made a bear that"s too fat to (bleep) That"s stupid That"s silly

Just pull that up Meanwhile, back in the US, the Supreme Court voted today, five to four, to uphold President Trump"s travel ban -Yeah

And -(audience booing) Yeah, congratulations to President Trump, because part of what tipped it for him with the Supreme Court, is that the court said it wasn"t a Muslim ban, because it included North Korea Yeah, which is amazing, because, remember, people called it a Muslim ban, and so Trump included North Korea, and was like, (mimics Trump): "See? It"s not a Muslim ban

" (normal voice): Yeah, he basically did the thing that guys do when they buy condoms Like, "Hey, can I get condoms and a pack of gum? Yeah” And the Supreme Court was like, "He"s not trying to smash, he bought the gum"

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